Monday, May 30, 2005
  More things Star Wars...

Click the pic and take the 18-question quiz to see if your destiny (use Darth Siduous or Vader voice here) leads to greatness... or to scum of the galaxy! muahaha.

However tempting it was for me to lie (only slightly) in order to be the greatness that is Darth Vader, I decided to stick as much honesty as I could in this quiz and I turned out to be... Boba Fett. I'm fairly satisfied with the resulting character...although I disagree with the quiz on one aspect; I will kick a Trekkie's ass anyday!

Thursday, May 26, 2005
  5 Reasons Why Bush is a Sith
In a galaxy far far away...
Anakin: If you are not with me, then you are against me!
Obi: Thinking in absolute....just like a sith!

Several thousand miles away...
Bush: Either you are with us, or with the terrorists.

A long time ago...
Sith squeeze out info on rebel location from Princess Leia, but blow up Alderaan anyway.

Three years ago...
Bush knew terrorists were in Afghanistan...but blew up Iraq anyway.

On Coruscant...
Palpatine rises to power as senator by politically manipulating the Republic. Causes much divide amongst the Republic and masterminds a war. Eventually becomes a much hated and feared man throughout the galaxy.

In America...
Bush rises to power and becomes president, politically manipulating the world to think his war is legal. Half of America is too stupid and vote him for a second term.

Palpatine tempts Anakin Skywalker to the dark side with empty promises of saving his wife from death. She dies anyway, only because she has lost him to the dark side.

Bush persuades support for his war with empty promises of finding WMDs. It's been 3 years, still no WMDs, a greater support for anti-Americanism, higher reports of terrorist activity, and an ex-dictator whom they found in a hole.. who is currently on English tabloids with just his underwear.

Sith police the galaxy.

Bush administration police the world.....for now.
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
  The Force is with you...Idiot.
Here's a riddle....

Q: How stupid do you have to be to try make your own lightsabre in your own backyard?

Answer: Enough to fill fluorescent light tubes with petrol and light them up. Yea.... like these two idiots.
Wednesday, May 11, 2005

CNN has seemingly not lost its sense of humour...

I actually saw this on the website by the way... and the last time I checked, 'Yes' was the leading vote...

"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere." - George W. Bush (March 24, 2004)

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