Bastardisation of the East: 5 Reasons Why Bush is a Sith

Thursday, May 26, 2005

5 Reasons Why Bush is a Sith

ONE
In a galaxy far far away...
Anakin: If you are not with me, then you are against me!
Obi: Thinking in absolute....just like a sith!

Several thousand miles away...
Bush: Either you are with us, or with the terrorists.

TWO
A long time ago...
Sith squeeze out info on rebel location from Princess Leia, but blow up Alderaan anyway.

Three years ago...
Bush knew terrorists were in Afghanistan...but blew up Iraq anyway.

THREE
On Coruscant...
Palpatine rises to power as senator by politically manipulating the Republic. Causes much divide amongst the Republic and masterminds a war. Eventually becomes a much hated and feared man throughout the galaxy.

In America...
Bush rises to power and becomes president, politically manipulating the world to think his war is legal. Half of America is too stupid and vote him for a second term.

FOUR
Palpatine tempts Anakin Skywalker to the dark side with empty promises of saving his wife from death. She dies anyway, only because she has lost him to the dark side.

Bush persuades support for his war with empty promises of finding WMDs. It's been 3 years, still no WMDs, a greater support for anti-Americanism, higher reports of terrorist activity, and an ex-dictator whom they found in a hole.. who is currently on English tabloids with just his underwear.

FIVE
Sith police the galaxy.

Bush administration police the world.....for now.

¶ posted by Jon at 10:43 PM

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