Stick em' up! I've got a......twig!
Hmm...seems these days it doesn't really take much to rob people. Hey, I've got a leaf litter outside..maybe I can find something useful there.
Ok, well we've all heard of recent UFO sightings and people saying they were trying to "warn" us (well done, mr Alien) about the imminent tsunami, or that they were even conducting the tsunami altogether as part of their evil experiment on human kind. Well, here's one from an islamic point of view:
A Muslim Saudi professor says the earthquake and tsunami in south Asia were punishment from Allah for homosexuality and fornication committed by residents and visitors of affected countries at Christmastime.
"We know that at these resorts, which unfortunately exist in Islamic and other countries in south Asia, and especially at Christmas, fornication and sexual perversion of all kinds are rampant," he said. "The fact that it happened at this particular time is a sign from Allah. It happened at Christmas, when fornicators and corrupt people from all over the world come to commit fornication and sexual perversion. That's when this tragedy took place, striking them all and destroyed everything. It turned the land into wasteland, where only the cries of the ravens are heard. I say this is a great sign and punishment on which Muslims should reflect." Read whole article here.
Umm...yea. I'm gonna stick with the 'subduction of tectonic plates' geography mumbo-jumbo theory.
"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere." - George W. Bush (March 24, 2004)