Wednesday, January 05, 2005
  Burrrnn!
Eric (sees Lorrie with a baby): "Oh golly Lorrie, a baby... And just in time for your black mass!"
Red: "Hey, what did I tell you about calling your sister the devil.."
Eric: "That...it's offensive to the devil?"

Ok, I admit I've never been really good with come-backs. Once I was at a party in some university hall and I was on my way out down the stairs when I passed a group of people hanging out on the stairs. And some english guy stops me and says "hey, you can't leave yet...yeah, you gotta go weigh your balls on the weighing scale first." I rolled my eyes and walked out. 30 seconds later I was thinking I shoulda said my balls would probably break his weighing scale.

But it was winter...I didnt wanna take anything out.
 
Comments:
But Clyde, you can't weigh something that's not there!
 
Shuddup martha.
 
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