Bastard-coated Bastards with Bastard Filling
A conversation between a socialist and an anti-socialist on Scrubs:
Molly: "Perry, no one's pure evil.. I mean yea, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everyone has a creamy center."
Cox: "There are plenty of people here, on this particular planet, who are hard on the outside AND hard on the inside."
Molly: "So they have more of a nougat-y center??"
Cox: "Lady, people aren't chocolates.. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomitting sunshine."
I second that.
"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere." - George W. Bush (March 24, 2004)