Happy Valentine's
It's that time of the year again when nausea is in the air.
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£0.50 £0.40 £0.30 £0.15!!!
And don't forget to buy your pack of 10 red-label Tesco cards to last you a lifetime*. This product is eco-friendly** and made from recycled toilet paper and now comes FREE when you buy red-label boquet of roses***!
*Based on UK average marriage lifetime.
**May contain traces of shit. Not recommended for people allergic to shit.
***Not really roses.